I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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