just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Did you pee in the oven last night??
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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