scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
