we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
PANTIES FOUND
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
