Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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