Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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