I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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