So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
