He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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