I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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