You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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