I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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