Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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