Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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