No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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