Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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