My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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