your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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