then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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