It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
