Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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