When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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