I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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