just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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