Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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