The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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