At least make sure they are 18
Why
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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