I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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