3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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