rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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