Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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