Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
