The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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