i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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