Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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