I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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