I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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