I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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