those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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