I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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