love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
