Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
