Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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