She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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