Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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