so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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