My boss' voice literally gives me gas
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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