i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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