therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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