Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
how does that bad decision feel?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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