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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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