id be glad to
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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