Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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